The Poor Bigger One, Needs to Throw That Little Turkey Off It!

In the rolling green hills of Maplewood Farm, the morning sun spilled across the fields, painting everything in a golden glow. The farm was alive with the sounds of clucking chickens, braying goats, and the occasional moo of a cow. Among the usual hustle and bustle, a small drama was quietly unfolding—a drama that no one but the animals seemed to fully understand.

At the heart of this chaos was Big Ben, the farm’s largest turkey. True to his name, Ben was a magnificent bird, his feathers a dazzling array of copper, gold, and iridescent black. He strutted around with an air of confidence, chest puffed up, wings slightly extended, and a proud glint in his eye. But this morning, that confidence was being put to the ultimate test.

Perched unceremoniously on his broad back was Tiny Tim, the smallest turkey in the flock. Tim was more fluff than muscle, a scrappy little turkey with feathers that seemed to ruffle at the slightest breeze. He had the kind of mischievous charm that made it impossible for the farmhands to scold him for long. But poor Big Ben had a completely different opinion.

“Get off! Get off me, you little feathered pest!” Ben clucked, hopping from one foot to the other. His wings flapped in exasperation, but Tiny Tim held his position like a captain claiming victory on a ship’s mast.

Tim chirped cheerfully, utterly unconcerned with Ben’s protests. “But you’re so big and strong! I just wanted to see the view from up here!” he squeaked.

Ben groaned, a deep, guttural sound that seemed to echo across the barnyard. He had been dealing with the antics of the younger turkeys for years, but Tim’s insistence on using him as a living perch was testing even his legendary patience.

The other animals watched from a safe distance. Clucky, a rather judicious hen, tilted her head to the side. “Poor Ben,” she muttered to herself. “He’s trying so hard, but that little one just won’t get down.”

Even the cows seemed to notice. Bessie, chewing on her morning cud, gave a slow blink, as if to say, some things never change, do they?

Ben knew he had to act. With a mighty shuffle and a determined leap, he tried to shake Tim off. “I’ve had enough of this!” he shouted, though the words were more dramatic than threatening. Tim, however, held on tighter, wrapping his tiny claws around Ben’s thick feathers.

“You’re just too comfy! Don’t throw me off yet!” Tim called, laughing in that high-pitched, irritatingly cheerful way only a tiny turkey could manage.

Ben sighed and paused for a moment, surveying the situation. This was not merely a battle of strength—it was a test of wit, endurance, and, frankly, dignity. To throw Tim off without hurting him would require precision, timing, and perhaps a little creativity.

He tried a gentle shimmy, hoping the little turkey would lose his balance. Nothing. Tim seemed to cling even more firmly, enjoying the ride like it was the highlight of his day.

Next, Ben attempted a slow, careful walk around the barnyard, thinking perhaps fatigue might encourage Tim to jump down. But Tim simply clucked happily, “Faster! Faster! Let’s go on an adventure!”

By now, a small crowd of farm animals had gathered. The goats cheered quietly, the pigs oinked in amusement, and even the usually stoic barn cat, Whiskers, perched atop a fence post to observe the spectacle.

Ben knew drastic measures were required. He took a deep breath, his chest expanding dramatically. With a sudden burst of energy, he lunged toward the haystack, hoping that a gentle landing might jolt Tim off. But as he reached the mound, Tim let out an excited chirp and jumped at the exact right moment to land squarely on Ben’s head.

“Oh no, not the head!” Ben groaned. The weight and movement caused him to stumble, sending a small cloud of dust into the air. Tim flapped his wings and laughed, dangling precariously yet confidently atop the now slightly dizzy Big Ben.

At this point, Ben had no choice but to resort to the final strategy he had been saving for emergencies only: The Turkey Spin.

He planted his feet firmly, stretched his wings wide for balance, and began spinning in a tight circle. The other animals stepped back instinctively, creating a small safety perimeter around the chaos. Ben’s tail feathers fanned out magnificently, and the centrifugal force started to work. Tim held on as long as he could, squeaking in alarm and exhilaration.

“Hold on! I—Whoa!” Tim shouted, finally letting go with a little leap into the hay. He landed softly, tumbling into the pile with a triumphant chirp.

Ben stopped spinning and panted, chest heaving. He felt a rush of relief as he realized the ordeal was over. The poor bigger one—he—had succeeded in his mission. Tim had been safely dislodged, no feathers ruffled more than necessary.

Tim lay on the haystack, looking up at Ben with admiration. “Wow! That was amazing! You’re incredible!”

Ben shook his feathers, trying to regain his composure. “Incredible? I nearly went dizzy, you little feathered fiend! Incredible is surviving this morning without a headache!”

The other animals laughed, some clucking, some oinking, some bleating in approval. Clucky strutted over and pecked Ben gently on the wing. “You did it. You’re still the mighty Ben, even if you have… challenges.”

Ben gave a tired, resigned nod. Challenges was certainly the right word. Tim, of course, had already started planning his next mischief. He hopped around, chirping to himself, no doubt imagining new adventures involving his much larger companion.

The morning sun continued to rise, bathing Maplewood Farm in warm light. Despite the chaos, there was a sense of peace settling over the fields once more. Big Ben, exhausted but proud, strutted back toward the pond for a well-earned drink. Tim followed at a respectful distance this time, at least for the moment.

Even as Ben drank, he could hear the distant rustle of feathers and the familiar chirping of Tim. He knew this wasn’t the end of their story. No, the little turkey would find another way to climb, perch, or otherwise torment him. But for now, victory was his, and the poor bigger one had finally regained his dignity.

And as the farm returned to its normal rhythm, one thing was certain: in the delicate balance between big and small, strength and mischief, patience and determination, there was a lesson for everyone. Sometimes, even the biggest and strongest have to work a little harder to reclaim their peace. And sometimes, the tiniest mischief-maker can teach everyone around them the joy of laughter—even if it comes at the expense of a poor, bigger one.

Ben fluffed his feathers and glanced at Tim, who was now poking at a carrot in the dirt. He gave a resigned sigh, half annoyance, half fondness. “One day, little one… one day you’ll climb and wish you hadn’t,” he muttered, more to himself than anyone else.

Tim chirped back innocently, “Challenge accepted!”

Ben just shook his head, wings stretching, and settled down in the sun. The farm was peaceful once more… for now.