Splitting Some Firewood in the Florida Heat!

There’s something deeply satisfying about the rhythmic thunk of an axe cutting through firewood, the scent of fresh-cut oak lingering in the humid air, and the sun beating down like a relentless overseer. Welcome to Florida, where summer heat doesn’t play around, and splitting firewood becomes an event in itself—a workout, a challenge, and a tradition all rolled into one.

It was early morning when we started. The thermometer already read 82°F, and the humidity wrapped around us like a wet blanket. By Florida standards, that was almost pleasant. Knowing how intense the heat gets by noon, we didn’t waste any time. The firewood pile had been growing steadily over the past few months—felled trees from the last storm, logs cut and stacked in anticipation of today’s work.

People might wonder: why split firewood in a state where winter rarely bites hard? The answer lies in tradition, backyard fires, wood-burning stoves for off-grid cabins, and good old-fashioned preparation. Many Floridians, especially those in more rural areas, still rely on firewood—not just for warmth, but for barbecues, campfires, and smokehouses. And there’s a special pride in using wood you’ve chopped yourself.

We dragged the first log onto the splitting stump. It was a fat round of live oak, dense and stubborn. My brother took the first swing. The axe bit deep, but not deep enough. A few more strikes, and the round finally cracked open, revealing its golden, sun-soaked grain. Each log gave way to another, and the pile of split wood began to grow. So did the sweat.

Florida heat is no joke. By mid-morning, we were soaked through. The sweat poured from under our hats, our shirts clinging to our backs. The sun had climbed higher, and even in the shade of the nearby palmettos, the heat was sweltering. We paused often—not just to catch our breath but to hydrate. Water, electrolyte drinks, even a little bit of watermelon from the cooler kept us going.

Splitting firewood in these conditions is more than physical labor—it’s mental fortitude. The heat drains your energy fast. Muscles ache, hands blister, but there’s a satisfaction in pushing through. The work becomes a kind of meditation: lift, aim, swing, split. The repetitive rhythm dulls the discomfort. It’s just you, the axe, the wood, and the heat. Everything else fades.

One thing we always keep in mind while splitting wood in the Florida heat is safety. Dehydration can sneak up quickly. We’ve learned from experience to watch each other for signs of heat exhaustion—dizziness, confusion, fatigue. And every couple of hours, we take a long break. We find shade, sit back, and let the breeze—or what little there is—cool us down. Sometimes we bring a fan and a power supply just to help circulate the air.

Midday arrived with a vengeance. The temperature spiked to over 95°F. The sun was a merciless orb, and even the lizards had retreated under the shed. But we kept going. With each log we split, our woodpile grew, and our spirits stayed high. It might sound odd, but there’s something incredibly rewarding about this kind of hard, honest labor.

There’s a special joy in the camaraderie that comes with splitting firewood. It’s not a solitary task—not here, not today. There were jokes, challenges to see who could split the toughest piece, stories from last season’s campfire sessions, and the occasional “remember when” moment. Every log split felt like a step toward something—toward the next bonfire, the next family barbecue, the next cold snap (however rare in Florida) where that wood would warm a home.

We also took pride in the tools we used. My father’s old axe, now sharpened and restored, had seen decades of use. We had a maul, a wedge, and even tried a kinetic log splitter powered by a small generator. But hand-splitting always felt the most rewarding. There’s a connection to the work, a primal sense of accomplishment.

By late afternoon, the pile was complete. We had stacked cords of neatly split wood beside the barn, covered partially to keep dry during sudden summer rainstorms. Our shirts were stained with sweat and sawdust, our arms sore, and our faces sunburned. But we were satisfied. We stood back and admired the stack like it was a sculpture—a monument to effort, endurance, and sun-soaked determination.

To cap off the day, we lit a small fire in the fire pit using a few of the smaller pieces. The smoke curled lazily into the golden sky as the sun began its descent. We grilled up some burgers, kicked back with cold drinks, and let the warmth of the flames mix with the last heat of the day

Splitting firewood in the Florida heat isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s sweaty, exhausting, and occasionally frustrating. But it’s also deeply rewarding. It connects you to nature, to your family, to your home. It teaches patience and resilience. It builds more than just a stack of firewood—it builds character.

So yes, it might seem a little crazy to be out there with an axe in hand under a blazing sun. But for us, it’s a labor of love. A Florida firewood tradition. And when the evening breeze finally rolls in, bringing with it the sweet scent of split wood and cooling air, it feels like victory.

We may be drenched and dog-tired, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Because here in Florida, even the firewood is tougher.