Ellie and Emma will do ANYTHING for their Spot & Tango UnKibble, and to be honest, I don’t blame them. It’s made with 100% human-grade ingredients and is slowly cooked at a low temperature to lock in nutrients and flavor.
We’ve been feeding this food for over 4 years and couldn’t be happier. It helped Ellie lose nearly 20 pounds, both girls have unreal mealtime excitement, and their energy levels are off the charts. So much so that sometimes I forget Ellie is 8 years old because she acts like a puppy!
If you want to try UnKibble, the promo GOLDEN will save you 60% off your first order. I will warn you, though, that your dog will likely love it so much that they’ll be upset if you’re late for meals.
The Morning That Changed Everything
It was a Saturday. A day of rest. A day when the world slows down just a little. Or so I thought.
I stayed up late the night before, watching a documentary about adventurous food critics—an odd choice, considering my girls, Ellie and Emma, have the most refined taste in the house. By the time I crawled into bed, I told myself that I’d sleep in just a little. No big deal. Ellie and Emma would understand, right?
Wrong.
The Wake-Up Call
Usually, I wake up to gentle nudges and wagging tails, but this morning, my wake-up call was different. It started with a low whimper. Then a single sharp bark.
I groggily turned over, hoping they’d give me a few more minutes. But Ellie and Emma were not having it. Breakfast was late.
And in their world, that was unacceptable.
I peeked one eye open to see Ellie sitting at the foot of the bed, ears perked up like a tiny general ready to issue commands. Emma, on the other hand, had taken a more direct approach—standing on her hind legs with her front paws resting on the mattress, her golden eyes locked onto mine with a look of sheer determination.
I yawned. “Five more minutes?”
Mistake number two.
The Consequences of My Actions
Ellie let out a dramatic sigh and trotted out of the room. For a moment, I thought I had won. But oh, how naive I was.
Seconds later, I heard the unmistakable sound of something hitting the floor in the kitchen. A loud thud, followed by the rattling of what could only be their food bowls being strategically nudged across the tile.
My heart sank. I bolted upright.
When I reached the kitchen, I found utter chaos. Ellie and Emma had taken matters into their own paws.
The cupboard door where I kept their Spot & Tango UnKibble was slightly ajar. I have no idea how they managed it—perhaps a perfectly placed nudge of a nose—but there it was. And in the center of the floor? An empty food scoop.
Ellie sat beside it, looking at me expectantly. Emma, always the one to drive the point home, was pushing her food bowl toward me with her nose.
If dogs could roll their eyes, Emma would have. Instead, she let out a heavy, exaggerated sigh, as if to say, We trusted you, and you let us down.
I scrambled to grab their food, apologizing profusely as I scooped the UnKibble into their bowls. As soon as the food hit the dish, their disappointment vanished, replaced by the sheer joy of breakfast.
As they crunched away, tails wagging in satisfaction, I leaned against the counter and shook my head. Lesson learned.
The Redemption Plan
From that day forward, I set multiple alarms. No more lazy Saturdays. No more delaying breakfast. I would be up and ready before my furry foodies even had a chance to think about taking matters into their own paws again.
But I had one final thought. If they loved Spot & Tango this much, maybe I should give it a try myself.
I glanced at the ingredients list—human-grade, real food, no artificial fillers. With a smirk, I picked up one of the UnKibble pieces and popped it into my mouth.
Crunch.
Ellie and Emma paused mid-bite, staring at me in stunned silence. I could almost hear their thoughts: So, you do get it now.
From that day on, I was never late for breakfast again.
