OMG! CUTIS and Baby Monkey So Stink 😂

If anyone had passed by the CUTIS home that morning, they would have sworn they smelled something mysterious—something so strong, so unforgettable, that even the wind refused to carry it away. It was the kind of smell that made birds fly in a different direction and made the neighbor’s dog howl dramatically. And at the center of it all were two troublemakers: CUTIS and the baby monkey.

It all began with a perfectly peaceful morning. The sun was shining, the trees were swaying gently, and CUTIS was stretching like a lazy cat, preparing for another day of monkey-filled chaos. Little did he know that this morning would turn into a comedy so smelly, so unexpected, that he would be laughing—and crying—from the stench.

The Beginning of the Disaster

The baby monkey—Brady—was unusually excited that day. His tiny feet pattered across the floor as he jumped onto CUTIS’s lap, chattering nonstop. CUTIS was amused.

“What’s up, little one?” he asked, rubbing Brady’s head.

Brady responded by shaking his whole body as if trying to send a message. But that shake… oh no… that shake released something deadly into the air.

CUTIS froze.

He sniffed.

His face turned pale, then twisted.

“Oh my god… what is that smell?!”

Brady looked proud, as if he had just accomplished something spectacular.

CUTIS coughed, fanned the air, waved his hands, but nothing worked. The smell was growing stronger. It wrapped around him like an invisible, evil blanket.

It didn’t take long for CUTIS to discover the source: Brady had found a spot earlier outside where he rolled in something a monkey should never roll in. Something dark. Smushy. Sticky. And absolutely horrifying.

CUTIS backed away dramatically.
“Brady… buddy… WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!”

Brady blinked innocently as if saying, “It smelled interesting.”

The Horror Continues

CUTIS grabbed a towel, then soap, then another towel, then a bucket of water—anything to fight the monstrous smell taking over the house.

“Alright,” CUTIS sighed, “we need a bath. A very, VERY long bath.”

Brady, who normally loved water, suddenly decided that bath day was the worst idea in the world. He clung to CUTIS, grabbed his shirt, and refused to let go. CUTIS lifted him, trying to carry him outside to wash him.

But then something hilarious happened.

As CUTIS stepped outside, Brady panicked and climbed up, dragging his dirty, smelly body all over CUTIS’s chest and neck.

CUTIS’s eyes widened.
“Oh no—no no no! BRADY, STOP!”

But it was too late.

Now CUTIS smelled exactly like the thing Brady had rolled in.

CUTIS cried out dramatically, “OMG! NOW WE BOTH STINK!!”

The neighbors turned their heads. One old man laughed. CUTIS wished the ground would swallow him.

The Bath Time Battle

CUTIS filled a big tub with warm water and a sweet-scented soap. But Brady had already made up his mind: He was NOT going in that water.

The chase began.

Brady ran.
CUTIS ran after him.
Brady climbed a tree.
CUTIS tried to climb after him but gave up halfway because, well… he was too busy gagging from the smell.

Finally, CUTIS used a trick.

He placed a banana on the ground.

Brady jumped down instantly.

CUTIS scooped him up like a ninja.

“Gotcha!”

Brady squeaked in betrayal.

CUTIS placed him in the bath. The explosion began.

Water everywhere.
Soap flying across the yard.
Brady screaming dramatically as if CUTIS was trying to melt him.
CUTIS slipping, getting soaked, but determined to win this battle of cleanliness.

At one point Brady splashed so hard that water landed directly into CUTIS’s mouth. He froze.

“Oh no… oh no no no… PLEASE tell me that wasn’t the dirty water.”

His soul left his body for a moment.

Then CUTIS burst out laughing because the chaos was just too ridiculous to stay angry.

Finally Fresh… Or Not?

After fifteen minutes of splashing, yelling, laughing, and slipping, the baby monkey was finally clean. His fur smelled like coconut and sunshine.

CUTIS lifted him gently and smiled.
“There you go, buddy. Now you smell AMAZING.”

Brady hugged him, happy again.

But then CUTIS sniffed… and froze.

It wasn’t Brady.

It was HIM.

CUTIS looked down at his clothes—soaked, dirty, and smelling worse than any swamp imaginable.

He groaned.
“Of course. OF COURSE this would happen.”

Now it was CUTIS’s turn for a bath. But when he tried to walk away, Brady clung to him again, wrapping his tiny arms around CUTIS’s neck like a fluffy scarf.

“No, no no—Brady, I need to shower ALONE this time!”

But Brady refused to let go. CUTIS ended up walking to the bathroom with a baby monkey stuck to him like a cute but smelly shadow.

CUTIS sighed, defeated.
“Fine. Come with me. But you better not poop in the shower.”

Smelly Bonding Time

CUTIS finally washed up, scrubbing away every trace of stink. Brady sat beside him, drying himself with a small towel like a little prince. The moment CUTIS stepped out clean and fresh, Brady climbed into his arms again, purring like he was proud of their adventure.

CUTIS hugged him tightly and laughed.

“We survived the stink of doom, buddy. We’re officially warriors now.”

Brady squeaked happily, nibbling CUTIS’s ear with love.

And just when CUTIS felt peaceful again…

Brady farted.

Loud.
Strong.
Deadly.

CUTIS’s jaw dropped.
“Oh. My. GOD! NOT AGAIN!”

Brady looked at him with big innocent eyes.

CUTIS burst out laughing, holding his stomach, nearly falling to the floor.

He shook his head and whispered,
“You are lucky you’re cute.”

The Legend of the Stinky Duo

From that day on, the neighbors had a running joke:
“Stay away from CUTIS’s yard in the mornings. You never know what smell you’ll meet!”

CUTIS didn’t mind. Every time he remembered that chaotic morning, he laughed until his eyes watered.

Yes, they stank.
Yes, they suffered.
Yes, they nearly passed out.

But it became one of the funniest memories ever—a story CUTIS would tell for years.

Because sometimes life gives you messes, disasters, and embarrassing moments.
But when you share them with someone you love—even a mischievous baby monkey—those moments become priceless.

And CUTIS wouldn’t trade those stinky, hilarious memories for anything in the world.

The end… until Brady rolls in something again! 😂