There are funny moments, and then there are legendary funny moments—the kind that make you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind you remember long after the day is over. And when it comes to comedy, nothing beats the unpredictable, chaotic, absolutely hilarious energy of a monkey who refuses to behave like anything other than a tiny furry troublemaker. That’s exactly what happened with our star of the show today: the infamous, unstoppable, unbelievably ridiculous little rascal known as DASAR MONYET.
Now, before you imagine a calm, quiet monkey—forget it. This little guy has the personality of a tornado mixed with a comedian. He wakes up every morning ready for one mission: cause trouble, make humans laugh, and never ever apologize.
The chaos began early in the day when he decided to invade the kitchen. Nobody invited him. Nobody even suspected him. But there he was—sneaking in like a ninja with a tail, eyes sparkling with mischief. The first victim of the day? A bowl of fruits on the counter.
He looked at the fruits, then looked at the humans, and then back at the fruits as if making a silent announcement: “You already know what I’m going to do.” Before anyone could stop him, he grabbed a banana, peeled it with expert speed, shoved it in his mouth, and then tossed the peel straight at his friend’s head. The accuracy was impressive. The attitude? Pure “DASAR MONYET” energy.
When he wasn’t stealing fruit, he was busy showing his gymnastic skills. He climbed the window bars like a professional athlete preparing for the Olympics. He jumped from chair to table to curtain, turning the house into his own personal jungle gym. Every time someone tried to catch him, he dodged with the agility of someone who had been training for chaos his entire life.
At one point, he even grabbed a piece of cloth and wore it like a cape, running around like a superhero who came to save the world from boredom. He struck a pose on top of the sofa, chest out, arms up, looking proudly at everyone. The humans clapped. He bowed. Truly, a performer.
But the funniest moment came when he decided to copy the humans. One of the kids in the house was sweeping the floor, and DASAR MONYET stared in curiosity. He tilted his head, watched carefully, and then grabbed a little stick from the ground. He held it like a broom and began sweeping absolutely nothing—just moving dust from one side to another. The seriousness on his face made the moment even funnier.
Everyone burst into laughter, but he didn’t care. He kept sweeping like he was the new housekeeper. Eventually, he swept the stick right into a bucket, stared inside as if confused, and then jumped back like the bucket had attacked him. He screamed, ran in circles, jumped on someone’s shoulder, and hid his face. Truly dramatic. Overly dramatic. That’s why we lovingly call him DASAR MONYET—he’s pure comedy gold.
And just when everyone thought the chaos was over, he began his next mission: stealing slippers.
One by one, he grabbed them and threw them into the yard. He didn’t even want the slippers—he just loved the reaction. As soon as someone said, “Hey! Who took my slipper?” he made a victory dance. Tail up, hands in the air, like he had just won a battle.
Then came the ultimate prank of the day. While someone was sitting on the floor tying their shoes, DASAR MONYET sneaked behind them, pulled their hair gently, and then ran away while looking back to see if they were chasing him. The chase began. He ran across the living room, slid under the table, jumped onto the sofa, and even used the person’s back as a launchpad. He was unstoppable. Untouchable. Untamable.
But perhaps the most unforgettable moment came during lunchtime. Everyone sat down peacefully to eat, and the monkey sat in the corner pretending to behave. It was suspicious. Too suspicious.
Suddenly, he made his move. He ran across the floor, hopped onto the table like it was the stage of a concert, grabbed a piece of chicken, and then looked at everyone with a face that said, “Yes, I did it. And no, I’m not sorry.”
He didn’t run away immediately. No, he paused to take a dramatic, slow-motion bite while the whole family shouted, “DASAR MONYET!!!” He clearly enjoyed the chaos. Only after finishing the bite did he jump off the table and sprint to his hiding spot behind the water container.
There, he sat down proudly, chewing like a champion who just conquered lunchtime.
Even afternoon nap time was funny. When everyone was relaxing, DASAR MONYET decided the house was too quiet. He grabbed a plastic bottle, shook it loudly, and danced in the middle of the room like he was starting a concert. The humans told him to stop. He stared at them. Then he shook the bottle even louder. That’s his signature move: if you tell him “no,” he hears “yes, make it even funnier.”
Later in the evening, he climbed onto his favorite human’s lap, pretending to be innocent. He lay down, closed his eyes, and curled up like a sweet little angel. Everyone went, “Aww… he’s so cute!” But the moment someone tried to pet him, he opened one eye, grabbed their finger, and bit it softly like a naughty little brother teasing his siblings. Then he hopped away with a cheeky grin. Truly… DASAR MONYET.
Nighttime didn’t slow him down either. While everyone prepared to sleep, he climbed onto the mosquito net and hung there like a bat. He swung back and forth, making the entire net shake. Someone said, “Please get down!” He responded by hanging upside down and staring at them like he was the hero of a horror movie. But instead of scary, it was hilarious.
You can never predict what he’s going to do next. He might steal your snacks. He might jump on your shoulder unexpectedly. He might groom your hair without permission. He might sit on top of the TV like a king observing his subjects. But whatever he does, one thing is guaranteed: you will laugh. A lot.
Because that’s who he is—playful, crazy, naughty, dramatic, smart, and endlessly funny.
So every time he does something unbelievable, every time he pulls a prank or starts chaos, we can’t help but shout with laughter:
“DASAR MONYET!! 🤣🤣🤣”
And honestly? Life would be boring without him.
