Funniest in History 😂 CUTIS & Baby Monkey Steal Chicken Eggs to Hatch & the Ending

In a small peaceful village nestled between green hills and bamboo groves, there lived a very unusual but hilarious duo—CUTIS, a clever farmer with a wild imagination, and his partner-in-crime, a mischievous baby monkey named Coco. While CUTIS took pride in his vegetable garden and avocado orchard, Coco was known across the village for causing chaos in the most adorable way possible. Together, they made every day an unpredictable adventure, but nothing topped the day they decided to steal chicken eggs to hatch them on their own.

It all started on a lazy, sunny morning. CUTIS was napping on a bamboo mat under a mango tree, dreaming of golden avocados and peaceful farm life. Meanwhile, baby Coco, full of energy and mischief, was poking around the chicken coop. The hens were clucking and pecking peacefully, guarding their eggs with great care. But Coco had other ideas.

With his little eyes gleaming with curiosity, Coco tiptoed—well, more like tip-bounced—into the coop and observed the eggs. He stared at them as if they were the treasure of the world. Then, like a sudden bolt of inspiration, he rushed back to wake CUTIS.

“EEP! EEP!” Coco squeaked, jumping on CUTIS’s belly, who woke up gasping.

“What in the—Coco! Calm down! Did you see a snake or something?” CUTIS grumbled, brushing mango leaves from his face.

Coco pointed frantically at the chicken coop, then mimicked a hen sitting on an egg, followed by a dramatic baby chick hatching motion.

CUTIS raised his eyebrow. “Wait a minute… You want to hatch eggs? Yourself?”

Coco nodded furiously and even placed a mango pit under his bottom, pretending to sit on it.

CUTIS burst into laughter. “You are absolutely nuts, little guy. But you know what? Let’s do it.”

And so began The Great Chicken Egg Heist.

Late in the afternoon, with the hens distracted by some corn CUTIS had tossed across the yard, the duo made their move. CUTIS gently scooped up four warm eggs and slipped them into a small woven basket. Coco followed behind with a small leaf fan, acting like a secret agent. Every time a hen looked their way, he’d duck behind a post like a cartoon character.

They tiptoed back to CUTIS’s house, giggling like school kids who just got away with something forbidden. Once inside, they created a DIY “hatching station.” CUTIS filled an old rice cooker with soft straw, a few warm cloths, and even installed a night lamp over it for heat. He placed the eggs inside while Coco watched like a proud father.

“Operation Hatch-a-Chick is in full swing!” CUTIS declared, saluting Coco.

What followed was possibly the most ridiculous and hilarious hatching attempt in the history of farming.

Every day, Coco would sit over the eggs and flap his arms like a hen, making loud clucking noises. He refused to leave the basket for long, only eating when CUTIS hand-fed him bananas. He even kicked CUTIS once for touching the eggs without permission. CUTIS, on the other hand, played along, adding background chicken sound effects from his phone to “make the eggs feel at home.”

After about two weeks of this nonsense, the village began to notice the missing eggs. CUTIS’s neighbor, Auntie Lin, started investigating.

“CUTIS,” she said suspiciously, “my hens are laying fewer eggs lately. Have you seen any sneaky foxes?”

CUTIS, trying to hold in laughter, replied, “Foxes? Nope. But maybe your hens are on vacation!”

Meanwhile, inside the house, Coco was now wearing a feathered scarf and acting like Mother Hen herself. One day, CUTIS walked in and found him whispering softly to the eggs. He was convinced Coco believed he could teach the chicks before they even hatched.

Then, the miracle happened.

It was early morning, and CUTIS was brushing his teeth when he heard loud squeals from Coco. He ran in to find the monkey jumping up and down, pointing at the basket. One of the eggs had a tiny crack!

“Oh my goodness!” CUTIS shouted. “It’s happening! It’s really happening!”

They both sat beside the basket, holding their breath as the crack slowly grew. Tiny peeping sounds came out. Coco squealed louder, almost fainting with excitement. And then…a tiny yellow chick emerged, chirping and confused, staring at the man and the monkey.

Tears welled up in CUTIS’s eyes. “We actually did it… We hatched a chick!”

Three more eggs hatched that day, one after another. CUTIS named them Noodle, Bean, Popcorn, and Storm. But Coco insisted on giving the fourth chick a special name: Banana.

Now came the even funnier part—raising the chicks.

Coco refused to let the chicks out of his sight. He tucked them into banana leaves at night, taught them how to peck by poking the ground himself, and even tried to breastfeed them once (which CUTIS had to explain was not how chicks eat). One day, he put a chick on a skateboard and pushed it gently across the floor while singing a lullaby. CUTIS laughed so hard he nearly choked on his tea.

Soon, the chicks were strong enough to join the rest of the chickens outside. But Coco wouldn’t allow it. Every time CUTIS opened the door, Coco blocked it like a bouncer. It took a full week of negotiation and several mangoes to convince him to let them go out and explore.

When the villagers finally heard the story, they couldn’t believe it. Auntie Lin, instead of being angry, burst into laughter so hard she had to sit down.

“You stole my eggs just to let your monkey hatch them?” she wheezed, wiping tears from her eyes.

“Well,” CUTIS said proudly, “not steal… more like borrowed with intent to incubate.”

The story of CUTIS and Coco’s egg heist spread throughout the village and beyond. Tourists came to visit the farm just to see the “Mother Monkey and Her Chicks.” The chicks became little celebrities, often seen riding in Coco’s basket or cuddling on his back while he napped in the sun.

And as for CUTIS and Coco?

They became local legends—the oddball duo who pulled off the funniest farm stunt in village history. CUTIS started a YouTube channel called The Monkey Hatchery, sharing their hilarious egg journey and raising awareness about caring for animals with love and creativity.

The ending? Coco eventually allowed the chicks to grow up and live free, but he never stopped checking on them. Every morning, he’d count them, pet them, and sometimes even lecture them like a strict teacher.

It wasn’t just a silly adventure. It became a story of friendship, laughter, and the extraordinary bond between a man, a monkey, and a few stolen—ahem—rescued chicken eggs.

And they lived happily ever after… until Coco decided he wanted to hatch a duck. But that’s a story for another day. 🐣😂🐔🐒